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Titties The Tortoise

A nickname for Ms. Hamster's pet. He always manages to escape his cage and climbs up trees, waiting to commit suicide by flipping upside down. When it's winter he goes brain dead until he somehow reincarnates himself when spring comes around.
I have got a pet here who loves sleeping.

It's a tortoise!
It's titties the tortoise!
by bryan's school account September 20, 2019
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Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!
Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"
by Tman227 October 27, 2016
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titty pig

by Gotya77 April 6, 2020
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Titties on Deck

Breast that are large and make men stand at attention when they see them. Like when a Navy Admiral is being saluted by his Sea Men.
Have you seen Stacy's photos?
Man she's got them Titties on Deck.
by Enjin September 14, 2015
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Titty Mungo

A woman who purposely draws attention to her large, round, meaty boobs. This is primarily done for male attention and there are no boundaries as to where the boobage is displayed (i.e. at work, kids birthday parties, funerals etc).

The titty mungo typically has a shrill or booming voice and cackles like a hyena in heat.
Person 1 "Did you see what she was wearing?"
Person 2 "Yes...a see through top with a balconette bra! Everyone can see her knockers!!"
Person 1 "What a titty mungo!"
by rave69uk September 8, 2015
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the whole titty

The compete visual recantation of the hemisphere located on the woman's chest storing the memory gland that is comely considered an accomplishment Among friends, offen exaggerated.
Raffie: so what u see last Friday...
Colin: THE WHOLE TITTY!!!!
by Rffy June 27, 2017
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Smaggy Titties

Smaggy Titties is when yo bitches plastic boob implants pop and after she just got them
KEISHA YOU HAVE SMAGGY TITTIES
by A Witsa Burger Face November 2, 2020
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