Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.

I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.

by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

I'm so tired

The thing you say when your dumbass forgets to go to sleep after 12:00 AM but you're really interested in a 3 hour long video.
It doesn't have to be 3 hours. It could be Youtube shorts.

sleepy man 1: I'm so tired dude, why can't I sleep?

sleepy man 2: Probably because your dumbass can't peel your eyes off Youtube for longer than 3 minutes.

by some random dumass May 21, 2023

Tired of ud jokes

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

by Soddoll April 12, 2023

I’m tired and it’s winter

A quote used by our very own king, Harry Styles.

Makeup artist: He looks a bit pale this morning, a bit peaky.
Harry: I’m tired and it’s winter.

by HSLTstan June 25, 2021

blowin out tires

Driving recklessly through a rough environment (either off-road or deep urban)

"We were pimpin in the woods, we were blowin out tires" -- Skin on What It's Like EP

by J. April 2, 2003

shit bag tired

When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.

I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.

by Calgarian-man June 1, 2018