Kansas Tire Fight

When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire

Last week I had a Kansas Tire Fight with my cousin Sandy.

by Heidra January 1, 2018

mexican flat tire

A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.

- John: During the football game, Derek totally gave me mexican flat tire!

by ionix January 23, 2014

Tired of ud jokes

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

by Soddoll April 12, 2023

Legs'er lil tired

When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired

Man 1: (man stumbles over stairs) man my legs'er lil tired

Man 2: no they aren't you're monged!

by Opposum March 8, 2021

butt ass tired

Beyond all levels of tiredness. The most extreme level of being tired.

Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.

I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.

by Brettwads December 24, 2020

Dead man tired

So tired you are unable to move and appear to be deceased to the naked eye.

I pulled an all nighter last night and now I am dead man tired.

by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018

Chris's flat tire

When your long hair gets tangled in the pubes of a Puerto Rican transsexuals prostitute while your semen leaks down your riding pants into your pedal locks

That girl was totally board with Chris's Flat tire.

by Fatkid0220 December 23, 2020