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Bloody zombie

When you have sex with a girl on her period, get your dick really bloody, then cram it in her asshole.
My girl was getting freaky on her period, so I gave her that bloody zombie. That did the trick!
by Malone dick November 2, 2013
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Simp Zombie

A slow stupid ignorant one sided “dead” person mainly men who tend to take the highway, half of the time, the other hand they are sneaky, clever and of course love to eat brains
by Yehosher November 28, 2021
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Zombie Brain

A mindless creature, especially one that plays League of Legends, they have no idea what they are doing and are lost in life most of the time. If you ask them a question, they will completely ignore you because they have a Zombie Brain.
"SP, what are you doing, why are you taking blue while we are taking dragon, do you have a Zombie Brain?!?!?!!?"
by NWAwalrus June 25, 2022
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Watchtower zombie

A metaphor to describe this special kind of Jehovah's Witnesses, underlining two of their most protruding attributes; brain-washed and never tired of trying to distribute their little mag to us disbelievers.
Through a tiny slit in my kitchen drapes I observed two Watchtower zombies hawking the door knob for a solid fifteen minutes.
by GothicReaper August 27, 2013
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Zombie Defense

1) When one has become overly intoxicated and the Zombocalypse is in full swing, zombies will not know whether this person is food or a fellow flesh-eater.
Oh man, i just survived that first zombie wave. I just got really drunk. Its the best zombie defense.
by Vard-Face July 23, 2010
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meth zombie

A meth zombie is some one who is addicted to meth and uses it every single day. The causally sell them selves for the drug and walk around like zombies. It can be a man or women that is a meth zombie.
Driving around in this part of town you see a lot of meth zombies out tonight.
by Daily words for the soul November 14, 2013
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zombie-eat

the way you consume food when you're very stoned and have the munchies; your eyes glaze over and you blindly eat away at the snacks.
slow down, that's your fourth bowl of captain crunch. , 'woooah- i totally didn't realize, i was just zombie-eating
by waffle-iron May 5, 2011
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