spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016

Shine

Noun. Shine is a person with a good heart and dirty minded. The first impression makes it seem like they are someone who hates you but once you get to know, they are super giving and would take good care of you.

Verb. Good manipulator.

You are Shine

by Frittt November 23, 2021

Shining Devil

The strongest creature known by man or alien. It is claimed by it, and only it, but even then it does not contain it.

Oh my god, it's the Shining Devil.

by PencilLeadHead July 11, 2018

Mr. Hot Shine

Does this really require further explanation? "Hot" = 98.5 degree saliva. Nuff said

Ex #1: Shelly gave the Mister, a hot shine, I shall not soon forget!

Ex #2: Me and the misses were feeling frisky last night; after toiling for 20 minutes with the little man in the canoe, she reciprocated with a Mr. Hot Shine of a lifetime.

by Juanito Bandito (Pennsyltucky) May 2, 2021

The Day of the Shining Star

February 16 each year. Anniversary of Chairman of the National Defense Commission General Kim Jong-il's birthday. Not a good day considering he was dictator of North Korea.

"Bro, did you know it's The Day of the Shining Star?"
"Dude, stop researching that communist bs."

by Doncolorpurple February 5, 2025

mario shine

Mario shine gets lot's of girls and and he plays too much also he likes to have sex alot and sometimes ppl the that he is slow,he just ack like that...I think he likes to play game with ppl and get on there nerves then says sorry at the end

Mario shine

Funny_mean_plays too much

by Infamous_mj May 12, 2018