Personaje 1 : viva mexicanos! cubanos son mierda!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!
El Cubano : CIERRA TU CANAL!! ME LIMPIA EL CULO CON ELLA!!
by RPGonlinefrk February 17, 2008
Get the me limpia el culo con ellamug. spanish for "will u go to bed with me tonight?" get the same reaction with soman, as with "voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?"
the guy went to spain and asked this hot chick ¿requires va ir coma con mi? and got his ass chewed out by her.
by james short March 21, 2007
Get the ¿requires va ir coma con mi?mug. by oofwhy November 7, 2021
Get the con😭gra😭tu😭la😭tionsmug. A complex profanity in italian. It means litterally "God with a magnetic ass in the valley of the iron cocks". Used mostly for fun.
"Now, let's do a challenge for the funniest profanity!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"
"Ok, i'll begin: Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferro!"
"Ahahaha that was cool!"
by Albytheway May 9, 2015
Get the Dio con il culo magnetico nella valle dei cazzi di ferromug. CON-Fusion (noun)
A method of communication where a statement is deliberately constructed to be misunderstood by blending a truth with a deceptive element. However, this is done righteously, meaning the deception serves a higher purpose—whether to expose a flaw in thinking, test discernment, or guide someone toward a deeper realization of the truth
Core Aspects of CON-Fusion:
Intentional Misunderstanding – The speaker knows that what they say will likely be misinterpreted but allows it to happen
Truth Mixed with Deception – Unlike outright lies, CON-Fusion embeds a real truth inside a misleading or paradoxical phrasing
Righteous Purpose – The goal is not to deceive for personal gain or harm but to challenge, teach, or refine understanding
Requires Discernment – The listener must think critically or be spiritually prepared to uncover the deeper meaning.
Can Be a Test – Similar to how Jesus used parables that only the spiritually receptive could understand, CON-Fusion can filter out those who aren’t ready for the truth
A method of communication where a statement is deliberately constructed to be misunderstood by blending a truth with a deceptive element. However, this is done righteously, meaning the deception serves a higher purpose—whether to expose a flaw in thinking, test discernment, or guide someone toward a deeper realization of the truth
Core Aspects of CON-Fusion:
Intentional Misunderstanding – The speaker knows that what they say will likely be misinterpreted but allows it to happen
Truth Mixed with Deception – Unlike outright lies, CON-Fusion embeds a real truth inside a misleading or paradoxical phrasing
Righteous Purpose – The goal is not to deceive for personal gain or harm but to challenge, teach, or refine understanding
Requires Discernment – The listener must think critically or be spiritually prepared to uncover the deeper meaning.
Can Be a Test – Similar to how Jesus used parables that only the spiritually receptive could understand, CON-Fusion can filter out those who aren’t ready for the truth
Jesus of Nazereth used some CON-Fusion in John 2:19: "Jesus answered and said unto them, Destroy this temple, and in three days I will raise it up". If Jesus does "Knot" have any problems with CON-Fusion... Then the righteous should knot have any problems with it either...
by EricLDS February 19, 2025
Get the CON-Fusionmug. A totally rad dude who every person loves. He is funnier than most. Everybody needs a con dog in their life.
by F.A.B.0234 June 7, 2018
Get the con dogmug. When you acidentally type in ".con" instead of ".com" and it completely screws over your search history. It can sometimes be seen in the Google auto-finish menu.
Jack: Crap, I typed in .con instead of .com my search history is screwed
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
Jack's Fren: Won't that stay in your search history, you got .conned
Jack's Other Fren: Yeah apparently one of the most seen in Google's autocomplete for a "Quizlet.con"
Jack's Mom: (on another computer): WHY IS THERE PORNHUB.CON ON THE SEARCH HISTORY!
(Jack promptly recieved an ass whooping and never made the same mistake again...)
by Kap'n Krunch October 19, 2017
Get the .connedmug.