Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!
by Aurexal October 6, 2016
Get the cougar clawsmug. Low carb malt beverage specifically formulated for basic white sorority girls and also seemingly masculine bro friends you have who are excessively concerned with maintaining their -3% body fat and abs. Note, these beverages do have approximately 100 calories but offer a competitive carb count.
by Cholo Financial Planner September 7, 2020
Get the White Clawmug. by Zappy42 August 31, 2018
Get the Ride the clawmug. James: who ran the claw through my pack of cigarettes?!
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
Jameson: I don't know bro but I'd run the claw through her
by Runtheclaw October 21, 2017
Get the Run the clawmug. 
you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019
Get the Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the assmug. by Impure zero September 30, 2017
Get the Hoof Clawmug.