Chris (name) - Probably one of the ugliest faces you'll see on God's green earth. If I had the choice between a Chris and the monster from that movie the Goonies, bring it here Sloth. You'll know when you are in the room with a Chris because they have the most unique laugh. Not unique like a unicorn, unique like a cat dying. Chris needs to be getting a pedicure twice a week. Chris toes match his face. Chris phone match his toes. but he will most definitely have a new apple watch on.
by Sarah Barron December 20, 2018
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a cute and handsome guy you will love his personality. Most boys with name are usually tall or they play football,basketball, or track all the girls love Chris . Sometimes Chris can be a little mean but he still is gets all the girls
by Mrs.claus112 July 9, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by Danothon April 2, 2020
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a fuckboy. He is the most horny kid you will ever meet. He ussaly has a small penis and cheats on every girl he meets. At first you think a Chris is innocent until you meet him and realize that he is very very horny and is using you
for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
for nudes. Chris has the smallest but thickest penis in the world. He watched porn everyday and masterbates to everygirl
by YEEELax November 28, 2018
Get the Chrismug. by YEETER YEETINGSON September 5, 2019
Get the CHRISmug. Someone who is too stubborn to see how much of a dickhead they are. A wild Chris will often think with their penis, all three inches of it. Known for stealing total bitches and makes you wonder why you liked them in the first place.
"My mum just broke up with my dad... They were cheating!"
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
"Let me guess - he was a total Chris"
"Yep, a colossal Chris shaped pile of shit."
by Snaked April 5, 2017
Get the Chrismug. The weirdest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet a Chris, I recommend leaving him immediately. He will start drama for no reason at all, snitch on you, and be super weird
by IReallyWantToFuckYouRylie:) October 2, 2020
Get the Chrismug.