Skip to main content

Choking the chicken

Share definition
When you take a severed chicken head and jack off with it.
Man 1: Hey dude wanna go to the game?
Man 2: nah i cant, im grounded
Man 1: got caught choking the chicken again?
Man 2: yeah I keep forgetting to lock the door
by wankachicken December 17, 2019
Flag
mugGet the Choking the chicken mug.

the chicken slap

Share definition
when you're doing doggy style and you turn around and elbow trhemin the face! HAHA STUPID FUCKS!!
i was um gettin it from behind and slapped him twice then elbowed his ass in the face!! greatest O ever!
by dirty diana August 16, 2003
Flag
mugGet the the chicken slap mug.

The Chilean Miner

Share definition
It's where you get a group of guys to gangbang the same girl in the same hole every day for like two months straight. Then, at the end of it, they 'drill' a new hole and you cheer every time someone comes out.
That bitch got The Chilean Miner treatment. It was on every cable news channel.
by Bubbabobobbrain December 8, 2010
Flag
mugGet the The Chilean Miner mug.

The Chicken

Share definition
A sex move where one slides his elbow into the partners pussy, then, start to move your arms like a chicken and start making chicken noises.
"Why are you so tired, Kate?"
"I had sex last night, and he performed The Chicken."
by TheMemeLord69420 March 15, 2020
Flag
mugGet the The Chicken mug.

Feeding the chickens.

Share definition
One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .
T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"
by T-lib January 26, 2014
Flag
mugGet the Feeding the chickens. mug.

Plucking the chicken

Share definition
That mental urge you get after a hard day at work. Very similar to tickling the pickle but ultimately better.
by Carn Crom June 17, 2021
Flag
mugGet the Plucking the chicken mug.