The Panda Society Therapist is an infamous and globally renowned therapist in the Panda Fighter Society. Ever since his arrival in the melancholy society of suicidal Pandas, depression rates have gone down by 98% and feedback has been spectacular among clients.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Even the great Haqib himself cured his incurable depression, thanks to the great wisdom and rigid remedies of the Panda Society Therapist.
Haqib: man i just wanna backflip off of a roof
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
Panda Society Therapist: are u autistic or something , you should instead slowly stab yourself in the stomach for a slow painful death
Haqib: WOW! I never thought of it this way, thank you!
Narrator: and that's how Haqib found the true meaning of life
by Mohammad Wali Rahman Jarif Jr September 16, 2022
Get the Panda Society Therapistmug. by lilredscarface November 27, 2024
Get the SOUL SOCIETYmug. Lil white boys with stock ass truck you can find them a a fast food place every night in a jerk circle
by Stocktruckhater October 29, 2020
Get the Ever seen societymug. A rock band from Boston Massachusetts, known mostly for their use of a broken 7 string fretless guitar, which has sounds and techniques which aren’t able to be achieved with normal equipment, making it a unique sound all in it’s own.
“Yeah I shit my pants before a Dead Poet Society concert, well it wasn’t before the concert it was on the drive over, I never should have trusted that fart to he honest.”
by Isaadelle January 11, 2025
Get the Dead Poet Societymug. Someone who goes against society's ways and does what is usually socially unacceptable. But in a good way. Not a criminal.
by GOONLIFE May 3, 2016
Get the Society Thugmug. Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.
Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.
THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2024
Get the The people who hold society togethermug. A Person ; Noun // adjective
comes from a feeling of being lost in this world, attached to a person who is facing daily battles versus life, and sometimes even questions themselves, yet still remains a winner and the favorite in society.
comes from a feeling of being lost in this world, attached to a person who is facing daily battles versus life, and sometimes even questions themselves, yet still remains a winner and the favorite in society.
by Society’s favorite June 17, 2023
Get the Society’s Favoritemug.