Fear Kegel

The involuntary act of constricting one's sphincter when met with alarming news and or a fearful situation.

When I read the story about the fish that swims into your peehole, I did a fear kegel.

by Fathawgimus March 13, 2021

Fear

Mason shoving a 10ft pole up my ass.

Oh I'm in fear

by The Goonshlagga July 23, 2021

Wisconsin Fear Grounds

The best haunted house in Wisconsin. What more of a definition do you need?? 4 Haunted Houses at one location, killer acting, amazing make up, beyond WICKED set designs as well.

The Wisconsin Fear Grounds is the ONLY place to be in October!!

by Alexandria Leigh August 24, 2010

fear the spear

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.

Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”

by Father Jake September 5, 2017

Fear of men

A group of three or men is know as a “fear of men”.

I was at the club when walking out of the rest room when I walked right into a “Fear of Men” arguing with the bouncer. Men are always worse in groups.

by Tristan 420 September 14, 2022

constant fear

A band that makes "music" that sounds slightly better than a dog sharting.

Have you heard the new Constant Fear album? It's tote's the sharts!

by 80019 January 9, 2021

fear and loathing

"Fear and loathing" is the opposite of "peace and love." If the hippies had succeeded in changing the world, there would have been peace and love, but instead it turned into a bad trip. This is what Hunter S. Thompson was talking about.

"Should we bother going to Burning Man again, or will it just be another onslaught of fear and loathing?"

by robot junkyard September 16, 2024