Window Dressing

When two females pull there meat sheets together while scissoring

I was never the same after I walked in and found my girlfriend and step mom window dressing...

by Drape Vapor May 29, 2023

British Salad Dressing

Nickname for the resulting diagnosis of pink eye from having a rival teabag and fart on your face at the same time.

He snuck in and gave Louis the old British Salad Dressing after the raccoon incident… The prank war ended after that.

by DebTheCat April 28, 2025

Dressing the Table

Leaving the tip at a restaurant.

Since you're paying the check I'm dressing the table.

by Grampa Les May 21, 2019

Getting dressed

Having an object placed inside of the rectum, as dressing is placed into a turkey.

He was getting dressed at his colonoscopy appointment.

by Eg_n_chee November 25, 2021

Giblet dressing

The snail trail of a grudge fucked vagina

"I fucked her till she was leaking giblet dressing."

by PervFectionist March 4, 2024

undies dressed

Wearing only my undies.

I’m only undies dressed, when after I have an accident, such as urinating on myself, including bed wetting!

by Turo Fernandez June 6, 2020

Giblet Dressing

The residual wet trail left by an ugly girls vagina.

Him: I wasn’t cheating babe, I swear.

Her: I saw Dusty had her giblet dressing all over your couch last night. What you mean you weren’t cheating?

by 2 Insightful Idiots June 5, 2024