A slang expression originating from crusty and is similar to "WTF," but instead of expressing anger or offense, it conveys a sense of being weirded out, confused, or surprised. Used when something is bizarre, unexpected, surprising or just plain odd.
Example 1:
Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.
Example 2:
Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.
Luke: What the crust!
Sentence:
What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
Alan: Yesterday I saw a man walking around in just panties
Mats: Yo, what the crust man.
Example 2:
Jason: Have you heard the news?
Luke: No, what now?
Jason: Apparently some guy was sent to jail for shaving his pubic hair in public.
Luke: What the crust!
Sentence:
What the crust is what the man wanted to say when he saw his offensive clothing.
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by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Man that pizza was good... I crusted it.
I've been watching a few animes, but I crusted JJK in a couple days.
I've been watching a few animes, but I crusted JJK in a couple days.
by YummoTummo April 26, 2024

crust tossers are people who are lower on the evolutionary scale. They drive big trucks, and they are usually young men. They carry little Cesar’s pizza, and throw the crust at you. Crust tossers are creepy, and come with an unsettling vibe.
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