Crispy head

When a girl gives head with chapped lips

" last night I got some crispy head, it gave be dick burns"

by Getrktm8 December 15, 2016

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Crispy TJ

When you blowtorch someone's genitals for erotic or comedic purposes.

"Hey Chris, what happened to you last night?"
"My wife wanted me to come home and try a crispy tj. She got off...I got 3rd degree burns"

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"Dude Chris was being a dick at band practice so i 'accidentally' gave him a Crispy TJ during our performance. I laughed so hard I dropped my fender."

by JR Puffinstuff June 7, 2016

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crispy

the new word for 'lit'

"omg that party was so CRISPY"

by itscrispy July 28, 2017

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Crispy

A person with the nick name of Crispy thinking it’s funny but it’s actually quite stupid.

Hey have you seen Crispy today.

by Father_Crispy January 6, 2021

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Crispy bottom

When you cum on your girls butt and you let it dry

Bowie I gave my girlfriend crispy Bottom last night

by Doggiepoopbag December 2, 2018

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Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

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