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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025

by BENNETS BITCH June 29, 2021

by dilflord July 17, 2023

Term used to say the speaker cannot sleep. Antonym of counting sheep.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
Coined by Goldfinger in the song “Superman”.
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

“I really wish I knew what my god count was for how many strangers found me attractive”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
“Bro, you’re lucky if it’s 3”
by Night Monkey December 10, 2021

“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”
by frankenen February 24, 2024
