climate cough

A cough you get due to the climate, especially climate change, and drastic changes in weather and temperature.

I can't seem to shake this damn climate cough. UGH!

I hate seasonal climate coughs. The temperature is going from 70º to 30º in one day and my respiratory system cannot handle it.

My lungs are fucked up because of this climate cough.

by LingDanc803 December 2, 2023

Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shart

When you sneeze, cough and shart all at the same time. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You’ve just “phantom sharted”.

I just sneeze-cough phantom sharted. I’m sure of this because I checked my drawls.

John sneeze-cough phantom sharted during a job interview.

by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023

Fein Cough

The type of thick cough after vaping for a period of time, usually has thick, weird tasting phlegm.

“Ever since I started vaping, I’ve been having crazy Fein Coughs.”

by bababsjjibby April 30, 2024

Stall cough

Stall Cough: A sound made while sitting on a public toilet to let a newly entered patron know someone else is in the bathroom.

To avoid an accidental stall entry, John stall coughed when he heard someone enter the bathroom.

by OJD1 May 29, 2018

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020

Bum cough

Colloquial term for a quick, short fart.

As I waited for my coffee order, I heard the customer next to me let out a bum cough.

by Lovebun27 November 8, 2022