What people say instead of Macbeth, a play thats name is cursed. Three years ago when it was performed on Broadway they called it Macbeth instead of the British play and three people died. If you say it in a theater you either get hurt or die.
Stupid Person-Thats stupid. Nothing will happen if I say Macbeth. **Dies a horrible, slow, painful death.
Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.
Thespian-I told you so. You are supposed to call it the British play.
by holly the ginger kid. July 10, 2007
Get the the british playmug. by santonioandez March 18, 2009
Get the british pajamasmug. 
Get the British Culturemug. by billthecat June 23, 2010
Get the British Petroleummug. a term mainly used by african parents to their children. This is where someone is smiling or laughing without meaning it.
one friend says a really unfunny joke
the other puts on a british smile and pretends to find it funny
the other puts on a british smile and pretends to find it funny
by baddog64 May 11, 2009
Get the british smilemug. Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.
by 5th Column May 12, 2003
Get the British Tankmug. The biggest marker in media that everything that's being said is a lie. Ask other Europeans about it.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england & ireland (DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). hey'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well & artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
The way the actual accent is spoken in england & ireland (DE-CAPITALIZED) is actually undignified & unintelligent sounding as opposed to how they make themselves appear in all media the british intelligence agency is pushing into the North American entertainment market (that's ALL they do in that agency). hey'd do away with cana-duh, if they could, really. Why the American public opinion shaping agency, the cia (DE-CAPITALIZED), keeps on helping, I cannot fathom. Then again, they are the Company (CAPITALIZED).
The other Celts are the ones that speak it like they really do love the sound of their own voice, because they hear tones well & artfully grammatically correct too, unlike the grammar school going english that hardly could utter proper grammar — stay in england awhile.
I would've believed the shaming news documentary from bbc, if it only were in british accent (DE-CAPITALIZED).
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
Oh, wait, it's all in that accent.
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Next on bbc:
OOooh, oight, oight! When you heeaarrrr that we aaare NOT the the best people on the plaaahnet, they are gaslighting you! How could weee NOT? Weee speak this aaaac-cent! Baaaaaaaahhhh!
Don't believe anything in that accent in any media.
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 3, 2022
Get the british accentmug.