Allen Key

A state of mind that can only be reached through the consumption of copious amounts of ketamine.

You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.

Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"

Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"

Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"

by GammonMuncher69 July 11, 2024

joe allen

Joe Allen is simular to Viktor.

-Ohh its Joe Allen!
-No its Viktor!

by Hacked by Joe Allen January 27, 2017

jasmine allen

JASMINE MARIE ALLEN IS THE SWEETEST AND KINDEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET! she is super shy at first and when you get to know her she is still shy. bc she’s like that idk. according to her she has anxiety and bad grades. she’s always smiling so much sometimes it’s concerning. she also really likes the name kevin. don’t know why she just does.

dude 1: hey omg that’s jasmine allen!
dude 2: omg idk who that is!
dude 1: yeah me either.
leaves

by corleym April 7, 2022

allen

creap, foot fetish typed of person.

Allen is adicted to seeing feet

by Emma23567890-= April 20, 2024

Allen

That one guy you know who likes bananas, burritos, etc not for the taste but for the shape.

“Dude, why does he eat hot dogs everyday?”

“He’s an Allen, that’s how Allens be.”

by CheekyDivider October 22, 2025

Allen

When you leave the room to fart in another room

I had to Allen other wise my boyfriend would hear me fart.

by Bunny the kid December 27, 2019

Allen

The go-to man. Will live on to be a legend. Smart, resourceful, ambitious. Risk-averse isn't a pair of words one can use to describe him. Not a perfect man, but he works with his strengths and limitations. He will learn, improve and dominate.

You're going to have to be an Allen to manage that.

by Chigchig88 November 24, 2021