Refers to a balled up cum filled tissue on the floor or in the trash and is generally stuck in a fashion that gives it two ears and a small body. Originates from masturbating into a tissue and carelessly throwing it away.
“Hey man can you at least try and pick up these CUM BUNNIES?”
“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”
“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”
"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
“My mom’s coming over today and I don’t want her slippin’ on any of these CUM BUNNIES”
“Thanks for leaving CUM BUNNY in the bathroom yesterday.”
"If someone doesn't start cleaning soon, we'll have a family of CUM BUNNIES grazing the carpet."
by L Clock August 02, 2009
by maggiesiggs June 14, 2009
A person who is slow to pick up on common ideas, jokes, and statements. Usually blondes or people who were shaken as babies.
Why in the world would you think that the moon was made of cheese, Lacey? Damn, you're such a slow bunny.
by Voli23 February 07, 2005
by The Winston Ranger January 31, 2006
WHAT UP BITCH! IM BUZZED FUCKING BUNNY MOTHER FUCKER! YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT'S UP BITCH? MY COCK UP YOUR FUCKING ASS! ILL FUCK YOUR MOM IN THE ASS WHILE IM ON A DRIVEBY IN A BUICK WITH A FUCKING MONKEY! DO YOU LIKE THAT BITCH! ILL FUCK YOUR STUPID CUNT SISTERS TITS AND SODOMOIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH YOU ARE! ...Do you guys have any crack?
by lolz March 19, 2005
by Oester=Bitch May 05, 2009
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
by zomgmouse April 02, 2010