lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022

dutch lap

It's when You and at least two others stand in a circle and jack off the person to their right.

Damn, shit was weird yesterday, Ruben demonstrated us what a dutch lap was.

by Obama turned my Frogs gay August 10, 2017

National sit on lap day

On march 3rd u can sit on anyone lap for the day

exp: why u sitting on his or her lap Them: it’s National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Battery Lap

An entrance ceremony where the new inductees to a team, frat, or school must run a lap around a track whilst being pelted by batteries by upperclassmen

I just bought a pack of D batteries for Sigma Chis battery lap

by Every kid in RI April 30, 2020

lapping the boys

Licking, teasing and tickling your buds balls while he's fucking your girl to help make him blow a huge load.

Lapping the boys is how I help my friend have an intense orgasm while he's fucking my girl.

by Watchinfool September 16, 2023

Lap frosting

Another word for fasting

She be lap frosting all through april

by Lap froster April 12, 2017