TOOTER THAT TART

To take ginormous fecal matter followed with massive bloody angry diarrhea on a pop tart that will make someone pass out in seconds just from the smell.

Demarcus cousins III: I’m about to TOOTER THAT TART
Tyrone: NO PLEASE
Demarcus cousins III: HERE IT COMES 🤯🤯🤯
Tyrone: *faints*

by Blueballs87 February 25, 2023

Weiner Ass Tart

When you invite a bunch of friends over for a sleep over. When one of the males falls asleep. You insert your penis into his ass, take pictures, then shove your cock in his mouth... and take pictures.

Wow, dude I think some one slipped me roofies. I found some pictures of me getting a Weiner Ass Tart at the party last night. There was a crowd gathered and all.

by Dick nipple, dudley manlove February 21, 2009

Pop tart

a female that looks attractive from the front but is disappointing when they turn around

"Kelly is a pop tart because shes a 10 from the front, but a 0 from the back"

by BR!@N August 1, 2008

Slam-tart

A really hot chick that engages in uncharacteristically promiscuous behavior. While most hot girls require a nice dinner, compliments, and respect from guys before they sleep with them, a slam-tart doesn't want this--she just wants to bang and be degraded. Although they act like slam-pigs, they are hot; therefore, they are slam-tarts.

"Yo dudes I can't believe you got with those girls! They were so hot"

"Naw man, they were just slam-tarts. They both just wanted some dick so we banged each one, then pulled a switch-a-roo. They didn't even make us wash our dicks off."

by Hollystar April 20, 2010

E'Tards

London based football team who have unbelievable tekkers. A team comparable to E'tards will have a large squad and the manager will rotate the team around a core group of players. An E'tarded football team will also call upon reserve players more accustomed to other sports e.g. rugby. It has been reported that the current squad (2010/2011 season) have a combined value of approximately £100. Often play in a 4-4-2 diamond formation. The team have a large fan base who follow the team religiously whether at home or on the road and turnout to see derby games has often led to pitch invasions and fans even getting down onto the touch line to catch mere glimpses of the skill the players possess. Commonly known as the Tards.

Football player 1 "We are playing the E'tards this week."

Football player 2 "Well then, I'm not turning up, that game is as good as lost."

Football manager of a team that has E'tarded traits "Right we are missing some players this week, we'll have to draft in some player from the local rugby club"

Football supporter (While at an E'tard game) "Wow see those tekkers"
E'tard supporter "Yeh, they are quite good. They have scored with chips from the D, backheels and even from the halfway line. They even volleyed it into their own net once just for fun. Big up the Tards"
Football supporter "Wow, they sound good, wouldn't want to play the."

by Footy fan 5201184 March 21, 2011

shart on a tart

Expression meaning, in basic terms, "Woe is me!"; crap; poop

*after stepping into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks* "Oh, shart on a tart! I stepped into dog poop with my new Manolo Blahniks!"

by Joshua September 28, 2004

Tart's Wardrobe

The ladies washroom.

Gotta go freshen up in the tart's wardrobe.

by Clairicle March 23, 2007