Trading Futures

(In a video game) Selling; choking, causing your team to lose so badly that you are not only selling, you are trading futures in the stock market.
Related to trading in the stock market. An extreme exaggeration compared to the word "selling".

"Bro you're so bad... You're not even selling, you're trading futures!"

by AKwastakenbruh February 27, 2025

Blackwater Trading

When two people are making out and one person throws up, causing the other to throw up. The two keep vomiting until they get bored and/or disgusted

While Donald and Jill were blackwater trading, I was throwing up my lunch.

by Phuckface123 June 1, 2011

Trade Slaving

The definition of an entity out-sourcing or buying governments, companies or individuals in economic decline for profit, to later own or be able to buy them.

Eric: Why is China loaning money and investing to foreign companies and governments?
Christina: China is trade slaving other governements to buy parts of their infrastructure.

by Lugo Streams April 29, 2021

Paint trade

It’s a gay phrase of accidentally shitting on the hot guy while doing the deed.

He definitely paint trade, he’s never bottomed.
I painted DL Trade all the time!

by Friendlyally March 1, 2025

Trading Fuzz

A.K.A the devils three way. Is a three way consisting of 2 guys passing the same fuzz back and forth.

Donovan: Should we do it?
Montes: Well I don't know it's trading fuzz it's disgusting!

Donovan: Oh heck let's just do it!
Montes: Ok if you say so.

by Frozen Bob April 20, 2017

Scott of all trades

somebody who has skills in multiple areas (similar to a Jack of all trades) in the North of England.

Hes good at cricket, football and swimming hes a Scott of all trades

by danielbwfc333 June 6, 2023

Negative Elixer Trade

A negative elixer trade is an exchange of goods that is decidedly non-sided. This is derived from the popular mobile game clash royale, where the currency used to buy troops in battles is called elexir- if you expend too much and get little back, it is considered a negative elixer trade.

"Oh necromancy for 5 elixer? That's such a scam, huge negative elixer trade"

by AliasGoesHere June 17, 2023