(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
by wheresbuckbeack? July 19, 2011
Get the tool duel mug.The act of being a complete retard as if you went to college and studied toolbagery. The guy in every bar who is "that guy" who thinks he can top evey story known to man. Most of the time, subjects are money grubbing trustfund babies. the art of being the ultimate toolbag. having the trifecta in cockblocking, stumbeling, and inapropriate mouth.
"That douche has a degree in toolbaginism."
friend 1: damn dude, that girl over there is a dime piece.
friend 2: Yea bro you ain't kidding.
toolbag (LOUDLY) : yea man i would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.......watch me work.
friend 1: damn dude, that girl over there is a dime piece.
friend 2: Yea bro you ain't kidding.
toolbag (LOUDLY) : yea man i would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.......watch me work.
by snarfshark77 August 4, 2011
Get the toolbaginism mug.Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011
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