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tool duel

(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
by wheresbuckbeack? July 19, 2011
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toolbaginism

The act of being a complete retard as if you went to college and studied toolbagery. The guy in every bar who is "that guy" who thinks he can top evey story known to man. Most of the time, subjects are money grubbing trustfund babies. the art of being the ultimate toolbag. having the trifecta in cockblocking, stumbeling, and inapropriate mouth.
"That douche has a degree in toolbaginism."

friend 1: damn dude, that girl over there is a dime piece.
friend 2: Yea bro you ain't kidding.
toolbag (LOUDLY) : yea man i would suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit.......watch me work.
by snarfshark77 August 4, 2011
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tool

A nice person who gets used by scumbags, cause thats just the way the world is.
Bob: Hey, Jim. Can I get a ride home.
Jim: Go F*ck yourself a**hole.
Bob: Excuse me.
Jim: Yeah I would've been nice but you're one of those deutch* bags that calls nice people tools....ya fa*got a** b*tch.
Bob: But....
Jim: Go F*ck yourself, cuz if you dont I'm gonna f*ckin rape you with a Jason Vorhees mask on while you cry like a little B*tch
Bob: Im gonna go hang myself
Jim: Good, I'm gonna rape your mother and then take a sh*t on your grave and stick your mother chopped off head in it.
by pseudonym135 October 13, 2011
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Tooliest

The largest, biggest..... etc.
"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."
by Torgera January 17, 2012
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Toolbok

The most basic Toolbok among Asians, it consists of Rice, Weebu's, Boogie Smalls, Boats, Anime, Ducks, Manga, Chopsticks, Hentai and Malaysian Airlines MH370.
Kevin Liew - Can I Have some Rice and Chopsticks please.
Han Nguyen - Sure, I'll take it out of my Toolbok.
by Danesh Danny B August 21, 2016
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toolcrib

A room, usually in engineering and manufacturing facilities, that contains tools for various manufacturing tasks. Often associated with tool-and-die shops. Also called a "tool room" in some countries.
"I left the die for this hydraulic press back in the toolcrib"
by IAmMoses May 6, 2018
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toolie no condom

A toolie is a gun and a condom means "safe sex" so a toolie with no condom is a Gun No Safetey
Rubys Got A Fuckin Problem, Toolie No Condom, Watch My Brain Splatter On The Fuckin Column
by RickysRicochet May 22, 2018
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