Titties on a Cob

When you line up a row of bare-breasted girls - and proceed to lick (and/or nibble) their breasts as you go proceed from left to right (or right to left).

Toppings such as butter, salt - or breast milk - are optional.

It helps if the girls are all relatively the same height.

At the frat party, we dared the girls to line up and take off their tops - so we could all have some titties on a cob.

A 6-3 girl is useless when doing titties on a cob - unless she's got some saggy-ass tits.

Titties on a Cob by Vocab Jack October 11, 2009

squirrel titties 

1. The fat/saggy man-boobs that hang from homosexual mens' chests. Usually seen when out of shape gay men wear clothes that are too tight for them. Can also be used while talking about a straight man who has man-boobs but is acting or dressing in a way that might be considered gay.

2. An undefined, fatty and flat pair of breasts on a linebacker physiqued woman.

look at the 'squirrel titties' on that guy

squirrel titties by mike tarudo June 20, 2010

muskeg titties 

this is the title given to fat women in their mid forties who do not shower as often as any other human worth a shit does. these women dismiss most, if not all hygienic routines from their daily lives and regularly wears bowl cuts or dike cuts with bleach blond streaks in it.

often miss-interpreted as an overweight trailer-trash lesbian.

dude- aww man! look at muskeg titties over there!
friend- peel off the scabs and youre good to go!

muskeg titties by filthy ronald October 21, 2010

fool's titties 

Titties (breasts) that appear to be larger than they really are.

Her titties were surely looking nice and big in that shelf bra but when she took it off they were merely little fool's titties.

fool's titties by KVMAN October 9, 2007

machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

machine gun titties by plow girl May 24, 2014

fall on some titties 

When you smokin blunt after blunt after blunt and you just want some titties

Homeless guy: "Hey you guy's got something planned for tonight?"
Dude: ""Yeah, imma smoke this shit and fall on some titties."

fall on some titties by blackdudeatconveniencestore69 March 22, 2015

titterlize 

To titterlize is the modern tantalizing art in which you caress or fondle your female partner's breast to stimulate her arousal.

The word was found as a spelling error on Facebook, mistaken or misspelled for "titillate". The word was given meaning and mastered by two punky sexual pioneers whose names are not known. But they doin' all right.

"Titterlize your girl before getting it in with her and the both of you will have nothing but nice words for each other after the deed is done."

"That girl's tits are perf! Shaped by the Norse gods to be titterlized! She'd want to marry me after I'm done titterlizing her!"

titterlize by kllzbb August 25, 2013