When you're training for an endurance race (like Ironman or long distance ultra runs or ultra-swims), with non-stop training, you drag your ass out the door... Every.Single.Day. to get the training done. In the moment of the training, you're in your glory, but when it's all over you could lay down on the ground and fall asleep in less than 30 seconds.
I finished my 3 X 3 mile training run at race pace that started with a two mile warm-up and finished with a two-mile cool down. I'm so shit bag tired, I could lay down in the middle of this sidewalk and fall asleep right away.
by Calgarian-man May 03, 2018
by -Anonymous. June 17, 2015
Crystal, I am so butt ass tired that I could pass out right now.
I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.
I am too butt ass tired to be able to fall asleep.
by Brettwads December 24, 2020
When your cousin fucks you in the ass and gives you a prolapsed anus (rosebud) and you ate Chipotle earlier in the day, so you get diarrhea and your anus looks like a tire
by Heidra January 02, 2018
by Humanbean201513 November 18, 2018
A prank similar to a flat tire, but after you remove the shoe, you grab it and run away as fast as possible.
by ionix January 24, 2014
When you consume a large amount of alcohol and you blame you're stumbling on your legs being a lil tired
by Opposum March 08, 2021