Said by a straight single female to a straight single male friend, in the hopes of reminding him to immediately get back into the confines of the friend zone, and to never attempt to escape from it again.
“You’re one of the most intelligent and beautiful women I’ve ever met in my life. Women like you are truly special.”
“Aww Thanks”
“Aww Thanks”
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Guy#1: Wow i can't believe Jason choked in the Think Tank.
Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.
Guy#2: Wrong time to let loose a stinky fart.
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This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
This catchcry is based upon the advertisement for Cougar Bourbon:
Man in bar queue: (VO, trying to remember the order he is making) Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. Two gin and tonics, two vodkas, and a scotch. (He reaches the front of the queue, passing a confused-looking man with bourbon and cokes. He sees the bartender, a gorgeous, buxom blonde.)
Bartender: Yes?
Man in bar queue: Five Cougars thanks. (We see "Cougar Bourbon" is emblazoned upon the bartender's singlet top; the man blinks, confused.)
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Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.
Often looked down upon by others, especially as a first impression.
by Deathspawn February 5, 2010
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And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
And then courteously they answer "High"...!
"Have a nice day!!"
"no i'm aiming for a shitty one"
"I found it!!! it was in the last place i looked!!"
"well of course it was. youd be pretty stupid to keep looking after you found it"
"drive safely!"
"no i'm going to drive along at 100mphm with my eyes closed!"
"my eyes aren't what they used to be"
"what were they? ears?"
"He has his mothers eyes"
"no i'm pretty sure their mine"
"Find yourself a nice man!"
"no i'm trying to find one who's going to be on the run, wanted for murder 24/7"
"is there anyone there?"
"nope, no one here!"
someone phones you in the middle of the night "are you asleep?"
"no, i answered the phone in my sleep"
"can i ask you a question?"
"you just did."
"Life is short."
"no its not. tell me one thing you can do that's longer."
a person is lying on the road bleeding to death "stay with us! don't go!"
"do i look like i could leave if i wanted to??"
"they should put lights on this step so blind people dont trip on it!
note: any offense by "stupid things people say" is unintentional. do not take it seriously.
by Tsukasa a.k.a Blue Moon August 12, 2010
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If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.
Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."
If you have an opinion that is based on your skewed and/or otherwise warped personal experiences instead of one based on well thought out research, your opinion is invalid.
Keep in mind, however, that "opinion" is different from "taste."
Example A:
"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."
This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.
Example B:
"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."
This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.
People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.
"I think that Britney Spears is a more influential musician than Mozart or Bach."
This is a wrong opinion, it is neither backed up by research or facts. Anything coming out of this persons mouth you should take with a grain of salt.
Example B:
"I like vanilla ice cream more than chocolate ice cream."
This is an example of "taste" and it, unlike an opinion, can't be wrong.
People Who Think Opinions Can Be Wrong should learn the difference immediately, although they probably already have.
by Paradox665 January 8, 2009
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