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A Thousand Suns

Linkin Park's 2010 CD "A Thousand Suns" is a 4.75" polycarbonate piece of dog crap, and the most repulsive product ever produced by modern man. Each of its fifteen tracks is an amalgam of incessant whining, superficial liberalism, non-melodic political banter, and completely uninspired electronic gibberish that defies the term 'music'. If by 2012 the band's six members are not tried in The Hague for crimes against humanity, vigilantes must take action before Linkin Park can be allowed to release yet another travesty of incomprehensible proportions upon the masses of unsuspecting humanity.
"A Thousand Suns" scores a 0 out of 100, all copies should be melted, and the six band members should be forced to drink the molten plastic
by DarkX444 June 9, 2011
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Pelvic Thrust

A thrust of the pelvic area. A movement of the genitalia area in a forward and backward motion.
"I have Ashly a good old-fashioned pelvic thrust."
by TheGiantMidget June 15, 2014
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A bump is worth a thousand words.

When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.
The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.
by MathPlus July 16, 2022
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Jonas Thrust

When your penis is very small and you thrust your hips upwards very violently while having sex to create the illusion that your penis is larger than it is.
Sally didn't really seem into it last night, so I gave her the Jonas Thrust!
by FedoraLovr March 19, 2015
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thrusted

alaina real thrusted all she do is stay gone
by lundyn January 28, 2019
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sword of a thousand noobs

the energy sword in halo 2 most think they are pretty skilled with it but in reality they are noobs
guy 1: i so rock at halo
guy 2: no you dont you are using the sword of a thousand noobs.
by Travel Sized Joe January 3, 2009
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