Fast ass bitch

A stupid ass bitch who jumps to conclusions and overthinks everything

Girl: you never wanna hangout you’re a terrible friend

Guy: you accused me of being a bad friend, you fast ass bitch

by Dannydavito December 28, 2021

colorado fast break

An over the pants hand job at the drive in in a T-Top convertible. Lots of chaffing.

“Matt did you get any last night?”
“Just a Colorado fast break”

by Alicatt1616 October 5, 2019

fast-slow food

A place that serves "home cooked" food in 12 minutes or less. Not a food cart.

I only have 30 minutes but I want some good fast-slow food.

by Kinch_Dedalus June 25, 2014

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

chef mickey's fast

Not eating all day prior to going to dinner at Chef Mickey's all you can eat buffet at Disney World.

Since we are going to Chef Mickey's today I'll have to chef mickey's fast so that I can stuff my face later.

by otisopsed November 29, 2012

Fast Follower Syndrome

A knee jerk reaction to requirements or features requested by a customer which have not been designed nor any realistic time line been set for their implementation, other than expressing the sentiment that said features are "Fast Followers". This syndrome is characterized by the upending of any manageable process that establishes a specification of, a time line for, and allocation resources for implementation.

Dev1: "Hey, did you guys here what the product manager just promised the customer? We're not even done with the original features."
Dev2: "Yeah, and we have no way of knowing of when we're going to do that because there's not even any specifications."
Dev1:"I wish product would attempt to avoid Fast Follower Syndrome."
Dev2:"Yeah we're definitely going to be working over Christmas again."

by hel112570 February 13, 2023

fast food steer

stopping at a fast food restaraunt and eating while steering with your knee

we stopped and got a burrito and because we were in hurry, my dad had to pull a fast food steer.

by Willy S. December 24, 2007