Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
by cweeks March 30, 2010
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by oaktown_finest October 24, 2006
Get the smacker mug.A person, usually a hopeless teenage girl, who stalks emo guys, despite the fact they're gay or have a girlfriend.
They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.
They normally are dressed in black, wear band shirts, put on shitty makeup, and carry around Hello Kitty cameras to capture their loved ones eternally. They might take take to take a few closeups of themselves so they can add it to their myspace while they're at it.
Emo Stalker: 'OMG! He's so cute! Awwww...I want to go out with that emo boy!'
Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."
Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*
Normal Person: "He has a girlfriend."
Emo Stalker: 'Why does everyone hate me?!' *runs off to take pictures of her emo crush*
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You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes
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Dude, I totally met a hot girl at the party last night but I only remember her name.
Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?
Why don't you just look her up on the stalkernet?
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