Unevenly Spread

A words describing someone who’s “Uneven”
There’s not a proper definition for this word meaning you just have to understand it.

‘Belle is a unevenly spread’
‘Ye she is but that’s not a bad thing about her’

by Your fave uneven bestie <3 July 5, 2022

spreading the bull

Trying to profit from

He was spreading the bull to show how tough he was

by Bernikins October 21, 2025

Dtown Spread

When someone uses Nutella to eat ass, but the recipient has explosive Diarrhea and releases a shart with the force of 20 chili burritos and it becomes a Detroit or D-Town spread because it goes everywhere and the mix of Nutella gives a very sweet and spicy meal.

I was straight smashing Rhonda and she wanted me to give her a Dtown Spread.... Bruh, that will change a mother fuckas life.

by The Unholy Pope September 27, 2021

Avacado Spreading

Avacado spreading is the act of searching out someone else's dogs fecal matter, collect it in what ever surgical serial killer fashion that will satisfy your inner demons. Place it in the bag that you have left over from the 40 you bought last night with the change that you found in your couch because your wife took all you money, we call that Turkey Basting, but that's for another definition. You take the bag of feces the cup it around your mouth and suck all that delicious, faux dog fat deliciousness deep into your lungs. Similar to the "cheesing" act of a popular television series, but houdont trip, your life is a trip and you might be a serial killer.

Hey man, this chick turned me onto avacado spreading, it's done wonders for my outlook to life.

by Fatty Magoo October 1, 2018

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Glute Spread

Gymbro speak for going to shit, with some opportunity to fit in a gay joke

1: Bro I gotta go do a glute spread real quick
2: I’ll come help you with that bro 👅

by CCentauri22 August 26, 2025

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

double tongue spreading cheeks roast beef sucking titty fucking ham flapping carpet munching labia vacuum seal 4000

last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023