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DJ Spit

I love listening to DJ Spit man!
by Garfibromyalgia February 25, 2022
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Vibe *SPITS*

I am in a vibe *spits* rn
by z32Dark April 28, 2020
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shit spit

A potentially severe event which takes place during the act of dropping a deuce. When taking a shit of monumental proportions, your mammoth shit may impact the water of your toilet with such a tremendous force that it causes a geyser of cold shit water to erupt and hit your anus. Is highly unsanitary if no one flushed before you. Side effects of the shit spit include but are not limited to: briskly awake feeling, disturbance, loud slpashing noises, and a sense of needing to wipe an extra time.
Person A: Gimme just a sec...
*loud splash noise*
Person A: Oh fuck.
Person B: What's wrong mah man? You almost done in there?
Person A: The water stabbed me in the ol' poop chute!
Person B: You, my nasty sir, have just experienced a shit spit.
Person A: Man, fuck this...
by alchemist April 22, 2014
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Shit-Spit

When you sit on the toilet seat to take a shit and you fart and the shit goes flying.
My carl took a Shit-Spit in Cancun.
by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
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Slut's spit

A comparison for things that you would never put in your mouth.
I am not putting that in my mouth, that's like slut's spit!
by Kurst Cobain & GRIZZLY May 23, 2018
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spit spot

by BineBine December 12, 2017
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Trick-Spit

The Art Of Gathering Enough Spit... And Releasing It At The Right Time Upon Ure Partner, To Make Them Think You Have Cum, Used In Conjunction WithThe-False-Cum
I Got The Trick Spit Perfect Last Night On Her Back She Tunrd To A Milky Greeting...

I Trick Spitted That Bitch...
by Yayo June 25, 2004
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