Soy-soldier

Young person, usually to young to know anything about real life, often dwell in parents basement for days and only come out to join the latest protest, or whatever protest that will make them feel accepted in a group cause often the only friends they have are online.

Sorry i'm late to work today boss, a bunch of soy-soldiers glued themselves to the freeway to block the responsible people.

by Lixxit October 17, 2022

Shining the soldier

Another phrase for having a wank

Well i was just shining the soldier, then the doorbell rang.

Can't come out yet, i'm busy shining the soldier!

by Natures Glue October 11, 2016

Creamy Soldier

When you cum and your dick is still erect, so it resembles a soldier standing tall as he creams.

Person 1 - Woah bro, she gave me the creamy soldier last night!! It was awesome!
Person 2 - No way! Mine just gets soft bro!

by Creeperhannah October 5, 2021

Dirty soldier

When you pull out just before you cum, jump over the girl and fire at her face

Bro I did bits with that girl last night

Really? How far

I dirty soldiered her

Niceeee bro

by srtneakd November 2, 2019

send a soldier a titty pic day

May 18th

send a soldier a titty pic day may 18

by n booty pic for soldiers day May 14, 2021

Gray soldier

A soldier who did not receive formal training

My dad was a Gray Soldier and fought for no one except himself and his family and that’s why i respect him.

by YuOfTheNight October 9, 2019

european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.

Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.

by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011