This is an especially cruel prank to play on somebody. Though there are few documented instances of somebody performing a brown sock attack, it has happened. Party A defecates into a large sock, preferably a tube sock. After the sock is weighted down with the fecies inside, Party A ties a knot near the secrtion of the sock that is occupied by the fecies. At this point, Party A proceeds to spin the sock around (holding it by the clean side of course) and smacks Party B (who is most likely drunk and/or passed out) across the face.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Though this assault is rarely painful, the ego of Party B will be severely bruised by this most unsanitary of pranks.
Yeah so Bob was being a dick the other day so I decided to give him a brown sock. When he wasn't looking I loaded up one of his tube socks and cracked him across the face with it. Oh the hilarity that ensued.
by Skeeter McDougal October 04, 2005
Term used by U.S. Navy Sailors who pull a sock over their penis, begin to masturbate, and ejaculate into the sock.
by navy_squid June 10, 2008
A old crusty used tube sock that a male ejaculates into while masturbating. Originated on the SW side of Chicago in describing a person's demeanor and or appearance.
by FrankieWidjetz January 07, 2020
You and your significant other roll around in circles in the room with your dick in her ass, while wearing socks
by Sir mannie thy trill May 09, 2021
When a womans on her period and shes getting fucked vaginally, then she gets fucked in the ass therefore creating a rusty sock.
by Baby sock December 19, 2013
A term referring to masturbation, usually in a derogatory manner. Refers to the male practice of jerking off in a sock.
by snowmaker6969 April 12, 2011
by Bulletnhiney April 16, 2021