snoboni

Machines used to groom ski slopes. Much like a zamboni, a snoboni travels up and down the ski slopes, smoothing and grooming the slopes.

The lights of the snoboni snowboni lit up the ski slope as we walked to dinner.

The fleet of snobonis, left courderoy prints as they passed over the snow at the ski resort.

by DBaloo March 12, 2013

snobnorm

The snobnorm is the normal choice for tech snobs.

4K HD is the current snobnorm

by ColeslawProductions December 17, 2013

Slobert

An individual whose behavior defies logic and repulses even the filthiest swine. It is often cautioned that proximity to a Slobert may cause an individual to lose IQ points and forget basic hygiene.

Student 1: "Did you just see Slobert try to buy weed with an assorted combination of belly-button lint, protein powder, and Spanish pesos?"

Student 2: "Yeah, he's such a fuck."

by Really Good Joke March 7, 2014

shobey

A swagfag that acts like a major dick

Chris: did you see jack all over Jamie at the game yesterday
Tyler: Yeah, he was being a total shobey

by zombiereckless September 17, 2014

snoborexic

A person who choses not to eat at all, if high quality foods aren't available, such as organic, grass fed, foreign foods, etc. A person who refuses to eat common foods like Macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, ham casserole, etc.....

My son wont join our family for dinner tonight, because we are having a ham and cheese casserole. He wants sushi. He is becoming a snoborexic.

by umismom April 16, 2015

snobitch

a combination of a snob and bitch

snah•bitch

"she is such a snobitch"

by frippinit August 5, 2015

Snob Talker

Someone that always puts big grammar words in almost every sentence on purpose to sound ostentation.

I can barely understand anything Jeff is talking about he's being such a Snob Talker right now.

by DeathScrolls October 30, 2015