smoking pirate

sucking dick.

Brian could not come to my house after school because he was too busy smoking pirate.

by AJ May 14, 2004

Smoking a Smurf

The act of smoking a blunt, marijuana

Friend #1, "whats up man?"
Friend #2, "just Smoking a Smurf"

by BigMike13100 May 7, 2011

Smoking Gun

When your dick is all gross after sex

No time to shower after sex this morning so I went to work with a smoking gun.

by ProsNCons4ever November 4, 2015

smoking gun

Delivering a payload on your partner's chest, then wiping the tip on his or her face.

It was a lousy blowjob, so I capped it off with a smoking gun.

by 'lil stinker March 7, 2004

scoring

To be dating someone.

Alex and I are scoring.

by Bomber December 28, 2005

smoking a reed

this phrase is often used when tired bandnerds converse over...random things. mostly about how hot other band nerds are.

Can you hand me another reed?
Why?
To smoke it dude...
Wanna double reed, or a sax or clarinet reed?
Sax reed, duh.

by biteme666 May 8, 2005

smoking box

smoking box is were u light the inside of a box on fire, and as u close it and the flame smokes up alot, u open it and inhale as much smoke as u can for as long as u can

"dude i hope we are smoking box"
"dude we are!!"
"hurry close the lid before all the smoke leaves!!"

by mr.smarterass November 9, 2009