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skank shift

A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."
There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.
by Jim F. December 6, 2006
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Skank Attack

When a skank decides to attack you with her skank friends.

angry skank + angry skank group of female friends= skank attack!

Once you have made the main leader skank angry it is best to walk away at a steady pace and not run, if you run the skank group will call you names and make sure you get all the verbal abuse and finger pushes to get you to crack.
Skank girl walks into a bar and asks a guy to buy her a drink because she's an easy target.

Guy rejects skank...

skank gets squad of skanks to approach you..

Guy walks away when he notices he is about to be skank attacked.
by Cuddles the killer bear October 24, 2010
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Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.
Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.
by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019
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Slobber of Skanks

n; verb; & adjective: Slobber is used to describe when one or more skanks are within close enough proximity to interact with each other. Shall be defined as a "Slobber of Skanks", such as a herd of cattle, and murder of crows, a coven of witches, etc.
Dude, I went to the bar lastnight. You should have seen the slobber of skanks in that place....they were everywhere
by FSASYA August 12, 2010
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Skank wrangler

Skank Wranglers, as seen at any event where paid-for-appearing good-looking women are escorted through crowds, The escort is the Skank wrangler, that is, a old and/or weird dude who shows the skanks where to go, keeps them on schedule, and mostly keeps the riff-raff from getting too close.

The Skank wrangler is usually a bit foppish, nebbish or weird. He needs to be odd enough that the marks for the Skanks retail good looks don't see the Skank wrangler as competition for the wrangled skanks potential affections.
The Skank Wrangler had his figurative hands full trying to wrangle blonde triplets through NASCAR pit lane.
by Wrangler of Skanks August 18, 2011
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skanks in the center

instructor: "Ok everyone, get comfortable, were watching The Odyssey today."

(skanks run to the middle and laugh)

anon: skanks in the center!!
by battletortoise May 14, 2008
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hidden skank

A girl who sleeps around with every guy possible, but isn't classified as a whore or skank because of her high academics such as being ranked or near the rank of a valedictorian which hides the skankness.
Abigail: "That asshole cheated on me with bitch ass Stacy."

Daun: "Valedictorian Stacy?"

Abigail: "YES!"

Daun: "OMG, she was with Bret like a few days ago. She is such a hidden skank."
by Vanity_$ January 23, 2009
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