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selfie eyes

A squinting eye expression, typical of the way people look at a phone when they or someone else is taking a selfie. See also selfeyes.
Wow! You look really great in that photo. Shame about the selfie eyes though.
by daverap January 4, 2016
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Clit selfie

To take a selfie of ones clit.
I took a clit selfie.and posted it to my girlfriend.
by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021
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prancing pony selfie

a selfie at the gym. were you have one leg up and arched back in high waisted yoga pants. commonly done by white bitches
Jackie prancing pony selfie mad her look fat. #prancing pony selfie
by prancingponyman October 11, 2019
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Selfie

When a man or a woman Pleasures their self while in a relationship
When a man or woman masturbates while they're married or in a relationship they are giving their self a selfie
by Digitaldeath187 January 15, 2023
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Self-reflection Selfie

A self-imposed image taken with a selfie camera usually expressing a picture of person’s face after a successful moment of self-accomplishment performing a task that nobody but the picture taker cares about. This selfie can also occur in the moments of a person’s boredom where it is accompanied by a philosophical reference or caption expressing a deep lesson learned, an important self-accomplishment or very insightful self-awareness.

Such photos are meant to socially establish credibility of profound wisdom to the person posting the image and caption about themselves, but often the reference is shallow at best, and serves the purpose of attention seeking individuals who have low self-esteem, little credibility, and little wisdom, if any on the philosophical message emphasized.

Lastly, images are usually of the persons face looking glaringly empty into space or directly at the camera, or after a period of physical exertion to emphasize the struggle that led to such credibility.
Oh look! Lucy has posted her 15th self-reflection selfie this week about how she burned out from her job and is now an executive coach on the subject. Man, if I’m struggling at work, can’t wait to talk to her.

Jeez Gary! He posted another self-reflection selfie about how his commitment to his work is a direct reflection of his ability to run 5km with his Nike sports watch. Wish I can be more like Gary, what a guy!
by dashiszznit April 20, 2024
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proof selfie

A selfie taken solely to establish one's whereabouts so as to avoid being homicide by one's insanely jealous significant other.
Before they left the restaurant, Mendy made her disgusted friends pose for a pathetic proof selfie.
by The bushleaguers August 14, 2016
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Accidental selfie

A trending Instagram hashtag which is confusing because there's 3 fucking stages of uploading something onto Instagram.
Instagram caption: Just woke up, but here's an accidental selfie I took 🙈 #accidentalselfie
Me: *squints suspiciously*
by LeUrbanDefiner May 28, 2015
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