Scissor Dick

EMS version of a Ketchup Dick. Rescue Randy. ParaGod.

"Don't worry, the scissor dicks are here to save the day!"
"Joe got ROSC the other day. Now, he won't shut up about it.. He's such a scissor dick"

by grimpin1 March 13, 2018

Scissor Lyft

Want to chick picks up another chick on her motorcycle to give her a ride.

I can come by and give you a scissor Lyft too where you need to go.

by Abuchspics December 20, 2020

scissor hair

the haircut from that one Panic! photo shoot that Ryan Ross was holding scissors

the scissor hair was the best hair

by beexneedle April 30, 2018

broken scissors position

this is the position where 2 girls cut themselves in half and make a scissors out of their bodies and they have sexy sex fun

broken scissors position is very hot

by djodooidjohisdbuisaiohsaEA June 06, 2019

Edward Scissor Lips

Lips that are so chapped and cracked that they are trying to cut yours when you kiss.

That Bitch needs to go face down in a bowl of Cocoa butter before she tries to kiss me, she's got them Edward Scissor Lips!

by ECO-AF December 14, 2021

Scissor Gypsie

A person who trims marijuana with scissors and lives in another area. Transient worker in the marijuana industry.

Today while I was in town , several Scissor Gypsies had their signs up looking for work.

by Dane Bread April 24, 2015

Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.

I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.

by John Conde May 03, 2023