A person who uses Facebook as a way of making snide, yet humorous comments about his or her friends.
Jack Thompson: Is pumped for Saturday night at the pub!
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
Facebook Smartypants: Of course you are - you're an alcoholic.
by CaptainObvious_69 October 24, 2011
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Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....
by Combat_Boots July 25, 2012
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When spooky scary skeletons go to your house and fuck you spookily with their scary boners and rip off your flesh to make you a skeleton
Guy: sleeping
Spooky scary skeletons appear
Guy: *scared noises*
Skeletons: * spooky noises*
Guy: *gets analed by bones*
Guy: aaaaah i just got raped by the spooky scary skeletons
Guys flesh is ripped off
Skeletons: *chanting* one of us, one of us
Spooky scary skeletons appear
Guy: *scared noises*
Skeletons: * spooky noises*
Guy: *gets analed by bones*
Guy: aaaaah i just got raped by the spooky scary skeletons
Guys flesh is ripped off
Skeletons: *chanting* one of us, one of us
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
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Holy cow! The pizza was awesome; at least until I found the Harry Caray Hairy Scary. Not sure how that got there.
by kdbamaman November 18, 2012
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Guy 2: DON'T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY! COME AND JOIN YOUR NAZI PARTY
Guy 2: DON'T BE STUPID, BE A SMARTY! COME AND JOIN YOUR NAZI PARTY
by Soldiers of the Ninth March 20, 2022
Get the Don't be stupid, be a smarty! mug.A small round dog, which would have been of the fuzzy haired variety had somebody not shaved all his hair off giving him a scary appearance. Tends to possess a general fishy odour.
by Fishtopher August 13, 2006
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