Sand Syndrome

Sand syndrome is when you go mining in Minecraft and you immediately get blown up by a creeper and die, no matter your gear.

Undermaan was blown up by creeper

Jim: He was infected with Sand Syndrome

by TheFlameGuy November 5, 2022

sanding pinocchio

masturbating for a guy

Dave decided to stay in Saturday night, and spent it watching porn and sanding pinocchio.

by MarcRadsdoc June 15, 2008

sand blastin

The act of an elderly man who hasn't ejaculated in 10+ years raining dusty cob web infested sperm on the face of a barely legal woman.

Omg I watched my bitches video of her sugar daddy sand blastin the fuck outta her. Shit was hot AF 😍💦

by Punnymuthalikr December 31, 2016

Leaning on sand

Expression used when somebody is relying on something unstable to hold up his/her argument or point of view.

Guy: "Hey pal, I'd love to agree with you but you're clearly leaning on sand, there."

Pal: "Whatever guy, I know I'm right."

by Lvei P March 12, 2022

Khaki Sanding

1.) An activity between two co-workers who are both trying to get a quickie in at the Office.

2.) An action that involves keeping your pants on, and success may only be achieved by wearing strictly khaki colored khaki's.

3. When a caucasian male gets a sunburn with the intention of becoming tan but instead of a bronzie brown completion the caucasian male peals and remains a pale caucasian male.

Hey man, I was in my cubical bout 5 minutes ago and saw Double D Dolores and stretchin Gretchen "khaki Sanding" on Tonto.

by NOTORIOUS_ NATE _615 April 4, 2021

Sand in the eyes.

As an expression, it is often used by the speaker to communicate awareness that their actions may be perceived as “over-dramatic” by an observer; though relating to a primal desire to survive, the only rule is…

There are no rules.

1: That email is messy.
2: Nothing wrong with sand in the eyes.

1: What the f-
2: Sand in the eyes.

by Bricked March 24, 2023

Sand Guardian

Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves

I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves

by MЯ ᄃӨПFЦƧIПG March 20, 2021