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Samuel L. Jackson 

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010
"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

samuel l. jackson 

myyyyyyyy nigga!
possibly the baddest mofo on the planet.
samuel l. jackson by roxxor February 19, 2004

Samuel L. Blackson 

That nigga is like a Mo'Fucking Samuel L. Blackson

samuel jackson beer 

samuel jackson beer by Rich Headley November 28, 2005

samuel l jackson 

a black, bad-ass nigga in nearly every movie
Did you here if that new movie was good or not?

not yet, but samuel l jackson is in it so its garenteed to be bad-ass

Samuel P 

Samuel P is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.

It is very rare to encounter a Samuel P and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.

Side note: They often like to call themselves Samuel P because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Samuel P" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
Samuel P by BlacKOoze November 22, 2010