Sam

That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato

Sniff sniff, your hair smells different when your awake sam...

by Crazy Cream lover April 2, 2017

Sam

Gay as fuck

"Dude Sam is Gay as fuck"

by Sam_is_Pan April 13, 2020

Sam

a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy

Sam shut the fuck up

by computerroom101 November 24, 2021

Sam

A very small male

Jack: holy shit that dude is fucking tiny!

Rob: he must be a Sam

by Midgetbiatch August 13, 2015

Sam

The girl with the name Samantha usually has a fat ass and is pretty but has a low intelligence level which is alright because she kind and funny

That girl Samantha really gets me

by Lovinallthepussy November 6, 2016

SAM

The BIGGEST chick magnet in any school. Always receiving emails from females and is known by everyone.

SAM is the BIGGEST chick magnet in the whole school!

by UNCOUNTABLE March 17, 2022

Sam

Sam is a quiet guy who only shows who he really is to his best friends, he trusts no one and is very wise. Everyone needs a Sam in there life and any girl is lucky to have Sam as a boyfriend. Sam can make your life amazing or he can ruin it, depends on how you act towards him.

He looks like a sam, we should deffo shag him.

by Thesupertranslator April 25, 2019