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salty~roots

Used to describe a brought-upsy that is so salty in nature that it revolves completely around the ocean. It's a state of mind that is irreversible once obtained, and does not come for all. It's a conciousness that could be confused as a religion or maybe an obsession, however, for those with salty roots it has said to be euphoric. Often associated with the concept of emocean.
"She's not right for you dude... she just doesn't have salty~roots."
by saltyrootscrew November 9, 2011
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Salty Bone

Salty Bone is a sexual act in which a male and partner (any gender) go for round 2 after having just finished inside his partner, therefore having a Salty Bone.
Even though he just finished in me, my boyfriend insisted on going again. I guess he likes a Salty Bone
by Xxiillyyxx September 30, 2019
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salty noodle

When someone who is tall scrawny and a wimp is the angriest thing ever losing in a video game .
Omg darren you are such a salty noodle
by Datstankdank March 12, 2017
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salty shampoo

When you nut in your girl's hair and she rubs it into her scalp.
Davis gave Juliet some salty shampoo last night
by I_Qwickscope_Your_Mom August 10, 2020
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salty jester

when you put your penis in a pringles salt and vinegar chip container.
"Ouch, this salty jester is very painful." -You
by saltyjester69 November 3, 2013
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salty shipwreck

When you're having sex on a bed and before you cum, you throw your partner off the bed and cum on them.
"I gave her the salty shipwreck"! "what?" Yea, we we're romping on the bed and I felt a heated gizz coming on. So I pulled out, threw her overboard off the bed, then spewed on her."

That's the salty shipwreck
by montiggs November 23, 2013
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Salty Plow

A sexual position similar to the yoga "plow" position where the girl is laying on her back and her legs put so far back that her toes are touching the floor or bed above her head. To be a "salty" plow you can either ejaculate in your partner's vagina or in your partner's mouth.
Did you see that girl I left the party with? She's flexible. I gave her the Salty Plow.
by Wayne Carlos October 18, 2014
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