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Safe Sex

When you dont get or get someone pregnant :
Yes mom we had safe sex dayum
by tightestpussyyouwilleverhave September 13, 2021
mugGet the Safe Sexmug.

Safe and Versatile, COVID style

A sexual act (Typically Straight Sex), similar to basic regular sex, but the 2 partners wear masks and special gloves.
The two may do things as usual or different. Some people may retain performing oral sex such as kissing or licking, while others may not.
While the two wear masks and gloves, one person may lower his/her mask down below the chin in order to perform oral sex, or the person may keep his/her mask on and not perform oral sex.
Another person would probably not wear gloves, but would wear a mask, and either lower it down below the chin or not
She said she has tried Safe and Versatile, COVID style before
by PK1611 August 28, 2022
mugGet the Safe and Versatile, COVID stylemug.

Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
mugGet the Google-safemug.

safe

1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe
by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018
mugGet the safemug.

kid safe

things people use when they want kids and everyone else to watch there not family friendly vids
Epicman:KID SAFE
ME:not trusting that
by Hackerslayer/Toxicslayer August 1, 2021
mugGet the kid safemug.

SFC ( Safe for Church )

Content that is that dose not oppose religious values.
"The artist won't draw LGB characters. Her commissions are all SFC ( Safe for Church )"
by NatorGreen7000 February 16, 2023
mugGet the SFC ( Safe for Church )mug.

safe potty syndrome

The inability to poop anywhere except home.
I can never poop at work or in a public place, due to my safe potty syndrome. I’m always stuck holding it all day until I finally get home. 🤦🏼 ♀️🤷🏼 ♀️
by Sarcastic Blonde March 20, 2023
mugGet the safe potty syndromemug.

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