A simp is a beta male that acts in a submissive/subservient manner to any woman for just a hint of the cooch. Common names for a simp include lachlan and billy.
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A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.
Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.
The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to spiritual enlightenment can obtain shimpu.
The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
by jacktown October 20, 2008
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Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.
The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.
The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
by jacksonsucks October 20, 2008
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Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.
The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.
The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.
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person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.
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