Valley Swim Club - Nestled at the bottom of Pikes Peak, just a stone throw away from Rock Ledge Ranch. This is the only private swim club on earth where drunk volley ball playing is expected almost every night while moving at a speed any faster than a walk is grounds for getting kicked out. The only thing worse than getting sunburned here due to long sun exposure in the hot June afternoons is having to walk barefoot across the rock covered parking lot that would usually be found in prison courtyards. Glass is not allowed at all but if you feel like bringing your kid who can’t follow a single established rule, then by all means, feel free! The lifeguards job of watching the other kids in the pool isn’t simply enough and they would proudly accept the duty of babysitting your misbehaving child for the 7 hours you leave them. The industrial sized grills provided to you will be the perfect way to feed your family on summer nights and when finished, please leave the gas on. Multiple signs will instruct otherwise, please disregard these. The VSC staff is always ready to welcome you on the raining, fourty degree afternoons, for you to swim, prompting them to sit in the rain and watch as you take your daily 43819728937 laps around the pool. It’s never a dull day at the swim club and the members invite you to bring your family as guests for a reasonable $5/person. Yes, this includes those who have never been in any body of water deeper that your home bathtub.
by VSC1111 May 20, 2018
Get the Valley Swim Clubmug. A pre-ejaculatory liquid that is clear and slides out of a man's urethra and onto his shaft. it rolls off like water off a ducks back; highly viscous pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid.
by JewCorner March 4, 2022
Get the Swimming Duckmug. "Swimming Pussy" was a crazy arc introduced by the user Gunthersito on Discord. Now this arc lasted about two to three weeks. Originally you could see in the video that there was a messy room with an individual repeatedly saying "swimming pussy" while playing with a toy. The clip was less than twenty seconds but it was very entertaining.
by BungaBear December 28, 2022
Get the Swimming Pussymug. Oh he was eating the soul out my pussy so I clasp’d n swim this nigga
This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳
This freak had a foot fetish and asked me to clasp n swim him 😳
by HoneyB361 June 19, 2019
Get the Clasp n swimmug. A straight white male. The actual acronym is SWM but that's hard to pronounce and therefore hard to use as a slur.
Friends of said swim: "Wassup my swim"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
People who dislike said swim: "Look at that swim, what a b!tch"
People who aren't straight, white, or a male: "Swims are the root of all evil"
by Fl0ppyn00dl3 November 9, 2021
Get the swimmug. by swim> June 21, 2024
Get the swimmug. Person 1 : “Have you seen Sophie and Joe today?”
Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“
Person 2 : “ Rahh yeah, they look like they can swim through concrete 🤮“
by Suckyourmum56 January 30, 2021
Get the Swim through concretemug.