Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.
Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.
Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.
Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
by WtfHax January 30, 2015
Get the Swagnemite mug.A term coined by the accomplished musician Jenna Rose in her hit song "My Jeans".
In the song, Rose employs her masterful lyrical abilities, including the phrase "jack my swag," to artfully express her grievances against the jeans-wearing community that is in competition with her. The phrase plays a pivotal role in the striking social commentary that pervades the song.
Fun fact: Jenna Rose is pop star Rebecca Black's younger sister.
In the song, Rose employs her masterful lyrical abilities, including the phrase "jack my swag," to artfully express her grievances against the jeans-wearing community that is in competition with her. The phrase plays a pivotal role in the striking social commentary that pervades the song.
Fun fact: Jenna Rose is pop star Rebecca Black's younger sister.
ABC, 123
That girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she's mad, 'cause I look fab
ha ha ha ha jack my swag
- Jenna Rose in "My Jeans"
That girl wore her jeans like me
I bet she's mad, 'cause I look fab
ha ha ha ha jack my swag
- Jenna Rose in "My Jeans"
by Trigg got a new blackberry May 24, 2011
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Get the swank mug.A man of Hobbit like stature who has all kinds of various adventures that would not normally be attributed someone like him. As a result he becomes revered and has lots of swagger.
Person 1: You hear about how Craig beat down De-Bo, had a three way with Debbie and Joi and got his job back??? All within a week!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
Person 2: No way! No way that lil' dude did all that!
Person 1: Yep. Lil dude has more adventers than Bilbo Baggins.
Person 2: He's like Bilbo Swaggins!
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