Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.
My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.
by ModernDon March 31, 2010
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Ruby Red Squirt

1. A kind of fruit flavored citrus soda

2. To ejaculate blood during sex
1. I drank some ruby red squirt last nite

2.I drank some ruby red squirt last nite.
by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004
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An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.
"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."
by Erika June 1, 2004
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An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.
Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!
by Toomeybd May 15, 2016
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hershey highway squirts

I think he has the hershey highway squirts. He's was in the Bathroom for a hour.
by 1230456789 July 6, 2010
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Stop Squirt September

Stop Squirt September, or for short - SSS.
Similar to nnn, it revolves around women and it occurs in September, when girls must not ejaculate for the entire month. Might seem easy at first, but is very challenging for those, who aren't new to the whole masturbating thing, which requires a great amount of willpower.
Of course, for those who don't masturbate at all or started very recently, such challenges are easy to do, but not for veterans.
-"Is Anna still doing that Stop Squirt September challenge?"
-"No, she failed it"
-"Damn. She couldn't hold any longer"
by Pulkstenis November 16, 2019
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Flirt 'n Squirt

When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.
Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"

Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull
by CaputoAlonzo May 1, 2014
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