Shar-pei squirt

A method of squirting cum from an uncircumcised penis. You reverse jack your penis, so the skin folds over each other, looking like a shar-pei dog, then pull back quickly, unleashing a quick squirt.

My girl used to frown upon uncircumcised dicks, but then I gave her a Shar-pei squirt.

by ModernDon March 31, 2010

Ruby Red Squirt

1. A kind of fruit flavored citrus soda

2. To ejaculate blood during sex

1. I drank some ruby red squirt last nite

2.I drank some ruby red squirt last nite.

by Skank Dingleberry March 20, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

by Erika June 1, 2004

helicopter butterfly squirt

An act in which a woman is suspended from a ceiling fan, knees bent up and legs spread. She then masturbates while the fan is on, and squirts, resulting in vaginal fluids being sprayed around your living room.

Last time Linda came over to my house, she got wasted and started to so the helicopter butterfly squirt all over my bedroom!

by Toomeybd May 15, 2016

hershey highway squirts

Bad Diarrhea

I think he has the hershey highway squirts. He's was in the Bathroom for a hour.

by 1230456789 July 6, 2010

hot pocket squirt

Relating to 'Alabama Hot Pocket'

verb: after having sexual intercourse with a woman & you have blown your load in her pussy, you proceed to take a shit her pussy then make her sneeze so it squirts all over.

My boyfriend loves it when I hot pocket squirt on his dick. alabama hot pocket squirtpussycuntcooter

by Mini Stache Ryder c}-: October 6, 2016

Louisiana squirt gun

When you douche your ass and release the swampy mud water on your roommates face.

Hey, Max and his girl are passed out drunk...let’s hit ‘em with the ol’ Louisiana Squirt Gun!

by Louisianalovin July 27, 2020