The girl from the club in Hollywood was certainly a California pole smoker. She proved it to me and all my hommies.
by craplover3000 March 12, 2014
Get the california pole smokermug. Overly environmentally-conscious hippie. Usually with a beard. Tend to be liberals, or even communists if extreme.
Guy 1: Why is Jim's cupboard full of empty coke bottles?
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
Guy 2: He drinks out of those. He's a granola smoker
by Nygma February 4, 2015
Get the granola smokermug. The small, hackysack in a toddlers sock appearance of a white trash woman’s tits accented with torpedo shaped or finger lengthed nipples. The possessor of such, frequently elects to skip a bra in lieu of a pit stained wife beater. This spectacular specimen can also be found enjoying a carton of cigarettes per day and will always have a smoke and lighter at the ready. While cheap Scotch and Slim Jims are a staple in their diet, dirty semen is frequently used as a substitute when the need for crack addiction exceeds self respect.
I was having a great time at the pride march until some white trash street hooker with smokers titties lit up a pall mall non-filter in my general vicinity, subsequently ashing all over my brand new adidas busenitz...
by Handsome Van September 26, 2017
Get the smokers tittiesmug. by Cricket in SG May 20, 2017
Get the Put the turkey in the smokermug. by Duskfuxker March 22, 2024
Get the Condom smokermug.