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Burt Simpson pfp

You're probably a nine year old who fakes depression, wants attention, and thinks you're the main character like.. shut the hell up
"My depression is worse then yours I listen to sad music, cry everyday, and have a depressed Burt Simpson pfp!"

"Thats not what depression is you're probably just sad-"

"SHUT UP! I AM DEPRESSED YOU'RE PROBABLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON EVER!"
by Turkey but hot October 16, 2020
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Bart Simpsons

Bart simpsons are the fake depressed teenagers (usually ages 11-14) that make bart simpson edits. They say stuff like im brOKen or im gonna die alone. They crave attention and call their self "aesthetic". They also write "sad lyrics" (mainly from lil peep songs) inside their note books.
Me: omg im so sad rn I rlly need to vent! *vents*
Cousin: Omg im sorry dont be sad or else the bart simpsons will make you into an edit.
by Talc Headquarters January 28, 2021
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The Homer Simpson

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart
Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.
by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019
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the Rick Simpson special

A burger with Rick Simpson oil, popularized by Lucian at Bev's Better Burgers.

The hero we didn't think we needed.
Let's go to Bev's and order "The Rick Simpson Special"; best burger in HIGH Springs. Thanks, Florida Man!
by ILL-E October 14, 2022
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Simp Ass Sunday

The prime day for a simp to come out and make the maneuver. Typically seen busting out of church trying to bust open a box with the local chick from mcdonalds.
I saw some guy kissing the feet of a tik tok egirl the other day at the park. Man i hate Simp Ass Sunday
by BustOpenDaBox July 21, 2019
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simp

simp is when you will do anything to have sex with a girl
by CeoOfTikTokWordsDefinition February 9, 2020
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Simpathize

The act of two simps attempting to relate with each other over their love for women
Guy 1: You see those two simps over there staring at that girl's ass?

Guy 2: Yeah what the hell are they doing?

Guy 1: Guess they're trying to simpathize with each other about their sad existences.
by Narx February 17, 2020
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